Gallo Night Train

Don’t let the 0. 5% less alcohol by volume fool you the night train is all business when it pulls into the station. All aboard to nowhere – woo wooo! The night train runs only one route: sober to stupid with no roundtrip tickets available and a strong liklihood of a train wreck along the way. This trainyard favorite is vinted and bottled by e&j gallo winery in in modesto ca. As a clever disguise the label says that it is made by night train limited. Some suspect that night train is really just thunderbird with some kool-aid-like substance added to try to mask the clorox flavor. Some of our researchers indicated that it gave them a nyquil-like drowsiness and perhaps this is why they put night in the name. Guaranteed to tickle your innards.