Bloodthirsty Mary

Ingredients
1/2 cup vodka
3 cups tomato juice
3 tbsp freshly grated horseradish
2 tsp Worcestershire sauce
2 tbsp soy sauce
2 tbsp lemon juice
1/4 tsp ground pepper
Dash of hot sauce
Radish and jalapeño slices for garnish

Preparation
Stir all ingredients in a pitcher and divide into four glasses. To make the creepy garnish, peel the radish so it looks like eyeballs and carve a hole in the middle for a jalapeño slice. Skewer it with a toothpick to keep it in place and add to each cocktail.